Monday, May 12, 2025

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The Smoking Truck


Time for the new puzzler everyone. Here it is. 

I'm driving down the highway, and I see way up ahead one of those diesel tractor trailers spewing from its smoke stacks, the vilest, blackest, thickest, most acrid smoke imaginable.

And as luck would have it, I'm closing in on the guy. And I realized after a minute or so, that he's pulled over to the side of the road, and the rig is running and the smoke is just pouring out. 

So I pull up next to him, and I put down my passenger side window, and I say, "Hey, knucklehead, you're killing everyone behind you. Why don't you shut this thing off?"

And he says, "I did. I turned it off, but it won't shut off."

So I say to him, "Well, obviously, something's wrong. Why don't you stall it out?"

He says, "I can't. It has an automatic transmission. But don't worry, in a couple of minutes, the engine will be seized."

And I say, "Really?"

And then I happen to see the emblem on the side of his truck, and in an instant, I know why. 

The puzzler is, what was the emblem on the side of the truck? And also, what was going on here?

Good luck.
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Late Night Tow


I used this one years ago, but it has been quite a while. So here we are again. It is so old, it is now considered new.

Many years ago, I received a late night phone call from my brother who tells me that his car has broken down.

He says, "I need help. Do you have a rope to tow with?"

And I say, "Yeah, sure, I'll be right there."

So after finishing my dinner and the movie I was watching, I decide to head out to give him a hand.

I arrived with my car, tow rope in hand, and he was asleep in the car, snuggled up with one of his pet raccoons.

I wake him and ask him what the story is. 

He tells me what's wrong with the car. I say, "I can't tow you, you knucklehead."

And he says, "No, we only have a few blocks to go. I can tow you."

And after a moment I said, "Holy cow!" Because I realized he's right. Even though he is broken down, and he's the one that called me in the middle of the night. 

And the puzzler is, what is going on here? What is wrong with his car?
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 ljardner
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Thursday, May 8, 2025

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This Week's Puzzler

Late Night Tow


Puzzler time. This is the new puzzler, which is also an old puzzler. 

I used this one years ago, but it has been quite a while. So here we are again. It is so old, it is now considered new.

Many years ago, I received a late night phone call from my brother who tells me that his car has broken down.

He says, "I need help. Do you have a rope to tow with?"

And I say, "Yeah, sure, I'll be right there."

So after finishing my dinner and the movie I was watching, I decide to head out to give him a hand.

I arrived with my car, tow rope in hand, and he was asleep in the car, snuggled up with one of his pet raccoons.

I wake him and ask him what the story is. 

He tells me what's wrong with the car. I say, "I can't tow you, you knucklehead."

And he says, "No, we only have a few blocks to go. I can tow you."

And after a moment I said, "Holy cow!" Because I realized he's right. Even though he is broken down, and he's the one that called me in the middle of the night. 

And the puzzler is, what is going on here? What is wrong with his car?


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Warped Discs

Here we go.

Years ago when I was still working in the garage, a customer called us up and said that a brake job we had done for him had gone awry.

We had done a brake job on his old Volvo, and we had put on new pads and new disc rotors, and it was all right for several months.

He says, "Gee, now when I step on the brakes, I get a rumbling. The harder I step on the brakes, the worse it is. In fact, I don't really feel it at low speeds or if I step on the brake gently, even at high speeds, but if I really lay onto the brakes, I feel that shuttering in the car. One of those new discs must be warped."

And I said, "I doubt it..."

Anyway, he brings the car in and we drive it around, and turns out, he is right. It is rumbling when you press on the brakes hard, which is a classic symptom of a warped disc. So we put the dial indicator on it, but it says there is nothing wrong with the disc.

So at that point, we check over the whole thing, because a bad tie rod or a crummy ball joint could also cause this vibration. We check over the whole thing. We find nothing wrong. But to make him happy, we put four new discs on, so he will be happy. We figure, maybe one of our intruments is off a bit, so for good measure, we put four new discs on the car. 

We drive the car to check it out, and of course, the vibration is still there. It is not fixed. 

We put it back on the lift. We dedicate one of our mechanics to this problem. So he works on it for a while. Then, he is standing right under the car, in the middle, with the car on the lift, wrench in hand, getting ready to remove something. 

And I say to him, "What are you doing?"

He says, "This is it. I know what's wrong with it."

And the puzzler question is this.

What's he going to remove? And why does it fix it?
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